The Bleeding Roses (1930) by Salvador Dali.
Salvador Dali = God of Gods
Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
UPDATE: OK, so this might be fake. But, as the commenter says, “great either way.”
May god have mercy on anyone that annoys me today..